I was broke when I met my husband so I chose Subway on a two for one coupon so that he wasn't paying extra for me... It worked.

How you do you safely remove chicken salad from a monitor?

tell me more of this decent wage earning life you live....

My econ teacher in high school was like, “I’m supposed to teach you some stuff you’re never going to remember so, I brought in a credit report, a check book, and investment options. Let’s get started.” I swear it’s the only useful stuff I leaned in school.

I ~hate~ when anyone pays for me. Friends, my parents, but especially dates. Usually men were cool about this and we split, but I’ve had so many terrible encounters. It’s like a red flag. My very first ‘real’ date the guy turned into a shrieking toddler because I tried to pay. He paid for the movies, so I figured I…

You should hear about the time we had to park next the pavement so that he could get his torch out of the boot!

Whether or not my offering to split the check results in an adverse reaction from the man makes a big impact on whether or not there will be a next date :)

As an American, I can say that I didn’t even learn the states and their capitals. The curriculum changed from “learn it in sixth grade” to “learn it in fourth” when I was in fifth and they just never bothered to fix it. That's how bad education is.

This is why I think her entire family doesn’t give a fuck about her. Because if they did, they would want better for their sister/daughter. If my 16 year old sister were dating a man like Tyga, I would immediately interject. Not only on the subject of age, but this “man” has a child for whom my sister was the…

I had this pair of asshole brothers come in last night and they tipped me in coupons for free salsa because I had “such a sweet and spicy smile”. Their bill was over $100.

Also: now I can’t unhear that damn word when I get this song in my head:

Draw me like one of your French girls.

I feel so bad for him having the same name as his dad though this!

Wait, he goes on live radio and people are twisting his words?

Local cat is all “I brought the kid dead mice, why is nobody giving me accolades for trying to feed him solids? He’s two! He can handle it!”

“Still better than feeding your child formula!”

“Showed no signs of physical harm” my ass! Skin infection, lice infestation, and having to be fucking fed by a dog are all SIGNS OF HARM. Jesus Chile, get your shit together.

I thought this was a Burning Man story for a minute.

I kind of wonder, though, in a film where the main character presents as male for most of it - it seems like it might be traumatic for a trans woman, who has probably spent a long time getting her outward presentation to match her sense of self, to have to present as male again for so much of it. Although, you know,…

Also unrelated to article, I was so disappointed when The Riches was cancelled.