Presidential campaign and furry walnut Donald Trump...

Presidential candidate and lump of picked over bird suet Donald Trump...

The whole “presidential candidate and ______________ Donald Trump” thing is so much fun. I wanna play, too! Presidential candidate and that candle that is always on clearance because it smells like shit Donald Trump....

Trump would have gone on talking but campaign had half-day.

Blue cheese is vile. It tastes like earwax.

(don’t judge, I was a curious child)

Wow. In what alternate universe do you live in, that you think Keith Ricchards needs revelency to sell records?

I’ve had the same thought. I miss their posts.

This is an EXTREMELY cromulent point. His presence is missed.

Thanks. I missed that entirely — I assumed he was talking about a kid (meaning a teenager or tween), hence my confusion.

Putting a hat on anything automatically cutens it up!

I was going to say something like Eminem’s lyrics are terrible but posting them doesn’t necessarily mean anything... and then they go and find the terror equipment hidden in the house, and I don’t know what to think anymore.

I believe the fourth husband is also the second husband, who is the one who adopted the kids she got pregnant with by the third husband while she was married to the first husband.

So good to hear from you! Let’s invent subscription beauty box services real quick and then get home.

A Texas State University student got a DUI...

2005? Oh shit you guys, I’m from 10 years in the future and I have to tell you...shit gets worse. Take all of your money out of the market in 2007, you’ll thank me.

And now look back at the top picture.... wait for it.....

Can we put a bird on her?

Cher makes Yoko sound like Neil DeGrasse Tyson.