“Sienna Miller” sounds like the name of a Famous Actress from a “Torn from the Headlines” episode of Law and Order.

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

In awe of working moms like Tara who woke up at 4AM for 12 hr shift! Made me tired to hear about

Mark this down as another reason why I would never, ever put my kid on a reality television show.

No. This is not the face of a man who reciprocates.

I can't come up with a better reaction to this entire disaster than this.

Kathy Baker should sue.

And? There’s no direct way of stopping right wing idiots from ranting about stupid shit. They already do, and they’ll continue to regardless of how this played out.

Bye asshole!

Oh, dear. When Ms. Davis gets out of jail, she will have turned gay. Dr. Ben Carson said so and he went to medical school. Then she will have to get divorced for the 4th time and marry a woman. I hope someone will issue her a marriage license.

Clench and kinda let it piffle out. Like a sigh. From your butt.

From what I’ve learned from being in a relationship with a man that farts probably 10,000x more than the average human being, men were not taught how to make their farts silent. I understand we’re humans and gasses emit out of our bodies, but for the love of god, just make it silent. So, I asked my boyfriend if he…

Husband and I don’t fart around each other. My parents didn’t either, and I prefer it that way. Maintains some mystery.

If anything, I’m staying with someone despite their large penis, not because of it. After a couple tries, you figure out what works best and it doesn’t hurt really. But it can be challenging at first. My preference has always been for unusually smooth penises, because obviously you want to spend more time touching and…

She always struck me as an awful combination of not having a whole lot going on upstairs and being convinced she’s a genius. I do not understand her appeal. She has an unpleasant voice as well.

There is something about her styling and way of speech or something... she just always makes me think of a ghost. She just seems insubstantial, like if you turn on a light she’ll fade into the wallpaper. I dunn0.

People have characterized me as their “feminist friend” and my whole thing is: Why do we have a word for me? The jerks who *aren’t* feminist should have a word for them. Feminist should be the baseline. Like there’s a word for “racists” but not a word for non racists.

If I was famous, I would be so irritating to interviewers. Any question which I felt uncomfortable answering, I’d just say “I don’t think I know enough about the subject to give you an informed answer.” And I say that to bunches of questions. I’d be known as the most uninformed celebrity out there.

My thoughts exactly.