This episode of Law and Order: SVU just keeps getting better! It started out being about college rape epidemics and it will meander over to cyber crimes, and before you know it the conclusion will be about smuggling gibbons in basketballs.

Shots fired!

Think about what name you would have chosen for yourself 20 years ago. I thought Echo was a great name. I’m glad that isn’t something I followed up on.

Well, I think he’s not a moron, just maybe not a habitual deep thinker or a user (or understander) of big words. Which, dude, that’s fine. You’re a movie star, I don’t expect you to be issuing a scholarly treatise on body dysmorphia and touring the collegiate lecture circuit or whatever. I would MUCH prefer this to,…

He and Jennifer Lawrence are tied for “Closest that a human can get to being a puppy while still retaining extremely attractive human form.”

Here is the cookie that Dave Coulier apparently thinks he deserves.

First batch - his family ate it before he could.

“I just thought you were really butch!”

I haven’t planned a wedding but when people say weird/awkward stuff to me and my boyfriend, we like to act surprised. As if we’re just finding out we’re two dudes ourselves.

Working at a fast food joint, the manager was a really nice man who did charity work with immigrant children on the side, was endlessly cheerful, and so on. I’m working drive-through. Customer orders his food in heavily accented English, and gets abusively irate when I ask him (politely) to repeat his order. I’m…

A device that tracks the amount of times your steering wheel is turned vs blinker activation. If the ratio is greater than 3:1 no reversal.

I had two bosses at Borders before I managed the place. One was legitimately insane and routinely threw books at me.

NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE REST OF THE GRAMMAR IN THIS PASSAGE IS ATROCIOUS

WHY WOULD YOU GIVE UP BOTH OF THOSE THINGS?!

If you don’t eat cheese you ain’t flawless.

i’d like to propose a motion in which all diet books must also include an epilogue chapter detailing how quickly you gain the weight back after stopping the diet

good behavior in prison

I’m intrigued by the juxtaposition of this essay (which was great) and her media persona. I can’t be the only one that’s slightly disturbed by her Lolita aesthetic. If you told me she was 12 instead of 21, I would believe you. Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t criticism directed at her. I’m sure her team is mostly…