“So Ed Gein kept a bucket of vaginas preserved in salt. So what? Every boy needs a hobby!”

“Josh was a boy, a young boy in puberty, and a little too curious about girls,” Jessa said.

Also this “Josh was too curious about girls” statement really pisses me off.

I don’t have access to mine right now, but I do have a story!!!

His life began with a careless discharge and so it continues.

The “hit at parties" has arrived.

The Irish spelling of Caitlin is with a C and I. Americans spell it with a K and Y. No matter that everyone is saying it’s shade to spell it with a C, I just can’t see it. She spelled her name more correctly, she opted to use the Y which kills me a little, but the C is right. That is all.

I swear this is a real thing. Hello Kitty is a British girl. Not a cat. Do not call her a cat. She does not look like a cat. Why do you see cat? She’s obviously a girl.

Yeah, and I’m a hyena in a petticoat.

uh. Hello Kitty is a GIRL not a CAT. You just banned yourself from Sanrio!

considering you never heard of fuck, marry, kill and watch Tosh.O, i’m assuming your roughly in the 7th grade age bracket?

as a buffalo bills fan, i would have to kill bon jovi by burning him at the stake

Your life is from Mars.

Like you were a baton in a relay race?!? I’m sorry, what??? That is so insane, I would have laughed my ass off, thinking it was a joke. Good job getting away from that.

Pretty sure that means it was a race, she just thought she’d win.

I feel fortunate to have only seriously dated sane people. When I got engaged I was living in DC and my fiance was living in California. My ex was living in DC as well. Since we were both recent California transplants to DC and didn’t know many people, we hung out together from time to time and she took me out to…

When my husband and I went for our marriage license, his ex-girlfriend was there with her fiance getting a license as well. You would think that would make things OK, but she was totally shocked and then gave me dirty looks. Her eyes were like searing knives on me the whole time. Apparently she’s divorced now and…

So I have an ex that mimicked my ENTIRE relationship. Literally the list goes on down to getting pregnant and I know it seems self centered to think he got her pregnant because of me but hear me out on this.

The day I got into a relationship he yelled at me for hours over text saying how I never really loved him and…

My ex was not pleased when I started dating and less pleased when I got engaged. He is still in the patriarchal religious cult I left at the same time I left him, he actually assumed he would be “giving me away” at my wedding... like... I belonged to him or something. Um, dude, NO. NO. No. A few people thought it was…

When my husband and I got engaged (about five years after his divorce and two years after we’d been dating) and his ex heard from him about it, her response was “it’s not a race, you know!” We just thought that was an odd thing to say, considering the length of time.