hahahahaha I bought a bikini from there that literally specified each kind of water the alleged swimsuit was allergic to, like “do not allow swimsuit to come into contact with seawater, swimning pools, rivers or streams”

“She didn’t want to smoke directly so I shotgunned one right into her mouth.”

Thanks! I never wanted to sleep again anyway. Every noise I hear tonight will be that thing scuttling under my bed.

Dementia is the worst religion.

and some people, like 28-year-old Tennessee resident Anna Thomas,do thirteen cans of whip-its at 9 am and crash into a mailbox

Leotards of power?

Fair enough. I just can’t reconcile the quality of the product with the quality of the company/CEO/ads/business practices.

Dear fucking god, I can’t tell if I’m being irritable or if half the comments on this article are idiotic.
Probably both.

YES WE ALL KNOW THAT IT IS A FALSE EQUIVALENCY TO COMPARE VIAGRA TO A FEMALE LIBIDO TREATMENT. 1 person saying that would be okay. 2 would be understandable, because Kinja. We do not need a billion…

And the POCKET on the white shirt. And then the thin material so that I’m sure in person reveals his undershirt or lack thereof.

Who do I call if I’ve spotted a suspicious package in an American Apparel store?

Just saying “low libido treatment starts in a therapist’s chair” sounds really double standardy.

This creep practically embraced the sexual-offender-chic. Beyond the substance of the problem here, who the hell would trust, on matters of getting dressed to be in public, a person who styles himself this way?

I too love dippin dots.

First off: APPLAUSE. Loved this, Sarah.

**Hands you vodka on the rocks and a slice of toast**

Is it just me, or does Cameron Crowe look like the love child of David Lynch and Oscar Wilde?

yeah what is this movie even about?

Urgh. Taylor Swift just seems like the perfect artist for when you want to get all pissy and immature about an ex boyfriend. Was she singing into a hairbrush??

My husband’s ex wrote him a Facebook message the day we announced our engagement saying “So happy for you!!!!! :) :) :)“ but then like twenty minutes later she posted a video of her singing a mash up of a bunch of Taylor Swift songs, including “You Belong With Me” and “Speak Now” the one where Taylor just straight up…