I still don’t know what an escort card is and my 5th anniversary is in September. HAS MY MARRIAGE BEEN ANNULLED? I don’t want to do it all over again.

Completely Fucking Douchey Affluence?

I still have to call him Bruce.

I’m sure I’ll get a lot of shit for this, but I just cant manage to muster up any sympathy for this girl or her mother. Where dress codes are sexist or unequally applied, I acknowledge and accept that shining a light on it and shaming the administrators can be a good thing. No one should be made to feel shitty simply…

I’m team no one. The school was being petty for not giving her the diploma she deserved after passing inspection, but the girl should have just worn appropriate shoes. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t agree with a lot of the dress codes these schools have, but it’s not worth the risk of getting in trouble and having that…

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re: Gaga’s Met Gala dress, this is my favorite thing. Apparently she spent the evening barely awake because she accidentally took 3 AllevePM instead of regular Alleve. After sharing that nugget via FB, Alleve stepped in.

Confused as to the substance of this article, though clear on its contempt for Goreski.

I wonder if Caitlyn’s personal aesthetic will be bombshell, or if that was the VF stylist’s idea. Personal style is something that evolves, it’s a lot to figure out on a public stage. (Take a moment and think about some of the outfits that you thought were great ideas when you were 13, 16, 20) Of course, that’s why…

Attempting to teach my dad the same openmindedness and compassion that he taught me growing up is no easy feat. He kept asking me about when the Diane Sawyer interview was airing, then when I asked him if he’d seen it, he said, “Yeah, I had to turn it off. Too weird.” He then told me how excited he was to see the…

Ham Wallet In Teal.

Gosh, who could have ever guessed that that picture might violate the ToU? I’m sure Arca posted that picture with absolutely no idea that it would be controversial, and is shocked — SHOCKED, I tell you — at the attention it received.

Mayyyyybe think about moving the extremely NSFW image after the jump.

You can’t just quote the Simpsons and pretend like it’s your own words. Stupid monkey.

I'm a little concerned gabourey sidibe has never had her reflexes checked. What's up with that?

It’s kinda more like, there’s no more locked doors because that is illegal, but there are still really heavy doors, or doors that jam and only open a crack, or doors with special handles that only penises can open, or doors that will grab your ass when you walk through.

Jesus, each of these stories should have ended with a scalding bowl of soup to the dick for the men involved.

That’s awesome. The hospital I work at does paired kidney donation transplants all the time. I think the most complicated one we’ve done so far was 4 different donors and 4 different recipients, all in different cities. It’s kid of like, can everyone please take out your kidney and pass it to the person on your left.…

He’s really good at bleeding on shirts. I’ve never done it as stylishly as he did.