I think the pushing people to forgive and let go is just another way to say “suck it up, buttercup.” No thank you. I am free to abhor who I want to, and not forgive those who have deeply wronged or hurt me. Especially if what they did took a severe toll on my mental health.

change dot org petition to start referring to the jezebel dot com comment section as “A Place for Whorship”

My first thought after reading it was in Poland was, maybe Florida Man is visiting Poland.

Bruce Jenner is a marginalized person who gets to bypass certain struggles because of wealth and social status, but rather than help the similarly marginalized people who don’t have those benefits, he vocally supports a political party that disenfranchises them.

The candidate I worked for is running again.

The Jezebel staff is sexually harassing me I need an adult.

Well that does clarify it. I do want to say I agree with him. This woman's step kids were also more or less estranged from her. She left millions of dollars to everybody but them. So if she didn't want them to have any money from her while she was alive, why should they make cash from her death? #teamnobody

I’m confused about how Bruce Jenner is being an asshole. As I understand it, his car was pushed into another car during the accident. He cooperated with the police. He was not determined to be at fault. So why would he not file to have the lawsuit thrown out? Am I missing something?

Stop sexting me at work.

Full disclosure: I typed that while lying down.

TMZ confirms with Chief Deputy Terry White that Lindsay—who has been volunteering at a Brooklyn children’s center—has, against all odds, fulfilled her community service duties by putting “in nearly 8 hours a day for several weeks without a break to get the job done.” (So like a normal job then?)

I remember reading an experience story where the doctor gave the woman headphones to drown out the descriptions.

we actually had a couple propose at our wedding. but they were awesome... there was evidently a treehouse at our venue and they did it secretly up there. we didn’t find out until much later and they definitely didn’t blast any announcements out at the reception. i kind of feel like our wedding sweetly pooped out…

Proposing like that - publicly and clearly totally upstaging everything else going on - is clearly world-class douchiness (even without that shirt and the goddam beer). On the other hand, my husband proposed to me at a big wedding reception and we just didn’t tell anybody - none of the on-bended-knee histrionics or…

The only way to rescue this situation would be if she used that hand to push her face allllll the way home

When my wife and I got married we had a destination wedding in Rome, Italy. Her best friend since like 7th grade was going to be her Maid of Honor. She did not do one thing to help with the planning and then to boot 2 months b/4 the wedding said she couldn’t go the wedding and therefore couldn’t be the MOH in Rome.…

Oh man, this happened at a friend’s wedding and we still talk about it 18 years later. During his toast to the happy couple, the best man, who was also the legit best friend of the groom, had his lady friend stand up and he walked over to her table in the middle of the room with the mic and got down on his knee to…

Why does every damn proposal have to be in front of everyone? Let’s say you’ve been carrying this stupid rock around in your pocket for weeks, and have just been moved by the champagne, heat, and romance of your cousin’s wedding (ha!). Is there some reason you can’t take your intended out behind the Knights of…

My mother did a reverse limelight steal. She planned her wedding on my grandparents 50th anniversary. And then used their party as her reception. Her excuse was that it was the only time the whole family was going to be down. (This was her third wedding. Her second wedding, she sent me to Florida on spring break and…

Love you Bobby Finger. Seriously, I know you didn’t start This Week in Tabloids, but you’re the Chosen One for this feature - no one has ever done it better. But InTouch deserves a (potentially unprecedented?) ‘A’ this week! For doing actual journalism! For once, they didn’t make shit up, they filed a FOIA request and…