I reserve “k” for my mother-in-law.

Yeah, same here. Even if it’s brief, it’s always “Okay.” or “Yeah.”
If I text back “K”, you know you’re fucked and I want you to leave me alone.

I could have used this service when my mom accidentally sent me and my husband a nude photo of herself in a group text.

“K” makes it clear just how much you do not care. I only use it when I really really want someone to fuck off.

this was a random text I received and did a TERRIBLE job of being funny back. This was a gift horse and I looked it right in the mouth.

Also:

wallpaper in the bathroom that is only this pic repeated.

My terror over messing up my makeup resulted in several photos with me doing this:

how are all of you getting these shots that make you look like models??

Hey, you look great! I love seeing pictures of commenters (not in a creepy way, I swear).

We both WEPT, as we knew we would, and it was one of the reasons we arranged to marry in a completely private ceremony (with only the officiant, and photogs there as witnesses). We both had hankies in hand bc we knew it would be a weepy mess. Miraculously my makeup survived (one of the main reasons I got lash…

Right there with you girl:

Ha! I actually have a funny story about this.

During the ceremony? No. Neither of us cried. (For the record - MY OWN WEDDING is the only one I have ever attended where I didn’t cry.) I did inform my dad several times before we walked down the aisle that if he cried, it would make me cry, and it would mess up my makeup, and I would never forgive him, so he held…

I teared up and cried a bit. My husband, however, ugly-sobbed his way through it. It was amazing.

I cried the entire time. I cried from the second I put my dress on until the end of the night. But I am a crier.

I did not cry. I did, however, start to have one hell of a panic attack once it was time for me to walk down the aisle. As I started to wheeze and get dizzy, my father (who was walking me down the aisle) looked at me and just grinned.

My wife not only didn’t cry, she laughed and licked the tears off my face.

Edward Scissorhands: The Rebellious Phase.

Meh, I’m not going to mind my business. I would certainly leave a nice note before calling anyone from the city, but I would say something to remind them that the overwatering is not okay, we are in a drought and we have to work together to reduce use. I’ve offered to help some of our elderly neighbors who didn’t know…