Turkey > Beef and it's not even that close.

Okay, smart ass. If it wasn’t her, whos is recponcible? Honey Bee? Well, Honey Bee’s Dying so now what?

Hope I’m not taking this too seriously, but...You know Lyme disease is real, right?

No, the autism comes from aborted fetuses in vaccines. They grind them up and throw them in there. Duh!

“Why did I see 75 planes spraying white stuff in the sky on my 15 minute drive to work?”

AND AUTISM, DUH

I bet chemtrails are causing this epidemic of gluten intolerance.

Chemtrails gave me Morgellons.

Looks like all that time she spends “doing school” every weekday has been really effective.

She is high on chicken

If it was hacked I hope they catch whomever was responcible.

I joined the neighborhood message board and it is full of this damned anti-science conspiracy chemtrail crap. Why are people so STOOOOPID?

Those poor kiddos! They’re so traumatized! I just want to hug them and give them all the ice cream and puppies.

For crissakes! If you’re going to dance.........DANCE!

No, but that’s AWESOME.

It’s her third wedding. You think she’d be better at this by now.

Remember when Prince kicked Kim off the stage at one of his shows because she couldn't dance worth a damn? Good times.

Of all people, I would have thought THESE two would’ve taken dancing lessons before the wedding.

She didn't have a choice but to sway in place because she didn’t bustle. Fool.

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