jennsomethingclever
Jenn still doesn't understand "following"
jennsomethingclever

I said without the stuff that made it good.

Maybe In-N-Out is just trying to one up McDonald’s with the mascots. Instead of the Hamburglar, In-N-Out has the Hamsassin.

Police found Bloss waiting near the car...

Something very interesting I noticed the second time round: the first time he grabs her, she pushes him off. Then he’s angry at her for showing him up, and he goes to grab her behind in revenge, in order to put her in her place. Such a great demonstration that the men that perpetrate these acts of sexual assault

He got served.

I only wish that;

In Soviet Russia, server hit on you.

I’m convinced Jesus is real, because there is no way double sided sticky tape is that powerful. That tape had some footprint on the sand moments where sometimes they were both holding kim’s boobs, and sometimes the tape faltered, and that's when Jesus carried Kim's boobs.

Violence is seldom the answer.

That’s disgusting. I hate him now.

You are absolutely doing this right. I would like to add to this; “Grows new hair and fingernails to replace older versions”. I think that’s so fucking hot.

Notices when you vomit loudly out the car window.

What the fuck are “Stamps?"

Friends, please wear your seatbelts. Even in taxis.

Plus, this is the only Mama

is it mean of me if i can’t wait for her career to be over?

Good mother or not, she’ll be 80 when these kids are 15. As young as she thinks kids keep her, she will be elderly when they are adolescents, I don't think it's possible for her to be as good of a mother as someone younger could be. There’s a very high probability she’ll die when they’re still quite young. She's too

I wouldn’t eat fish from the East River but health advisories aimed toward ‘women under 50’ always annoy me. Just say ‘women who may or are planning on becoming pregnant’ because that’s the concern, right? And that does not concern me or plenty of other women.

Also the hidden cost of fishing the East river, the multitudes of poor dead gangsters that will be deprived of their sleeping partners.