What the hell else is to be done with a brain damaged (almost) baby animal like this?

Wow, you are either super obtuse or wilfully ignorant.

ugh. Effing mall-bought corporate transgression. How do these people not see the irony. Just...blech. (We can probably blame them for Avril Lavigne and similar...)

That’s an important distinction, thanks for explaining that. We had this girl come into a bar that served food (kitchen was open, no animals allowe) with a Chihuahua! Not a service dog. I took the heat for telling her to take it outside because your damn rat is not performing a service function. Just love your dog?…

My friend has had cancer, and she loves tigers! Maybe I’ll get one for her!

(Kangaroos are wild and dangerous animals, is my point. In case the sarcasm font isn’t working)

ETA: http://www.petsadviser.com/animal-welfare…

Fuck her. You know what is probably stressful? Taking care of a shitload of wild animals. She’s an animal-exploiting monster.

I loathe people who keep exotic animals as pets. I’m not even apologizing for the size of this picture!

You know someone is supremely fucked up when they marry someone AFTER discovering they were a child molester.

I understood that if I continued down this wrong road that I would end up ruining my life.

When they show the Bronco “chase” (which seemed to go on for like three days) that is the time when you whip up the pitcher of drinks and distribute. When the Johnny Cochran character says, “If the glove don’t fit you must acquit” you must insert a funnel and pour the liquor directly into your throat.

He looks like a mixture of Travolta and Ray Liotta and it’s freaking me out, man

John Travolta slaying yet again in these promo images.

Cuba Gooding, Jr, David Schwimmer, John Travolta, and Selma Blair? Dear God it’s like a Washed Up 90s All-Star Team.

I just told my dad that story, and he nearly punched a wall. You’ve got a retired Army Major with four tours under his belt on your side.

The military and the VA lag so far behind in their service to women it’s shameful.

This seems an appropriate addendum to your last thought: