Yeah, what the fuck is up with that?!

SAME

Ohmigawd Sean Biggerstaff. I only remember the actor’s name because 13 year old Artemis and her friends giggled maniacally over it for like, an entire year - but man was he pretty. Still seems to be, too:

After we cut the cake, I had my mother called up, and I dedicated my bouquet and a song to her, we danced to Carrie Underwood’s “Mama’s Song”. It gave my mom and I special time at the wedding when so much is about the Dad (walking down the aisle, dance with Dad etc.) I wanted special time for my Mom as well.

The last wedding I went to where they did a bouquet toss, everyone took a step backwards and it landed on the floor and all the old ladies tutted.

I’m sad I missed the original post, but I am SO GLAD that a bunch of other people agree with me that bouquet tosses are the literal worst. I’m vehemently not doing one at my upcoming wedding, and I am already sick of hearing about it from older acquaintances and relatives. My mom is trying so hard not to nag about it…

Bouquet tosses are the worst. Especially when Single Ladies comes on at a wedding and you have no idea that it’s now the official bouquet toss song and you’re drunk and scream and run out onto the dance floor and you’re the only one out there when the DJ goes, “LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE’S EXCITED FOR THE BOUQUET TOSS!!!”…

Fuck this chinless perv and his entire stupid family.

if I wanted to read about how painful it is to want to be in a relationship with someone who doesn’t want to be in a relationship with you but you’re still sleeping with them, I would go on facebook

Tldr Duggars are horrible people.

No! Not the Executive Director of the Family Research Council’s lobbying wing!?

My mom is CONSTANTLY trying to do this. She finally stopped after she unintentionally attempted to set me up with her work colleagues incredibly handsome and talented gay son. She actually sent his mom an email saying how great I was and she INCLUDED MY HEADSHOT. not even a normal picture. my fucking headshot.

Liking your honesty

You know what’s funny? Both this and half-naked women were meant for the male gaze, so why you’re asking women why this is okay is pretty hilarious.

He can Slytherin me any time.

I know nothing except that I like the name and that apparently even though they do knockoffs they’re out of my price range. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i feel like that outfit requires full on farrah hair to work

So that PR person just broadcast to the world that Nasty Girl blatantly rips off other designers’ work.

I am already ready for the jumpsuit revival to die.