Emily Blunt wearing Converse sneakers with a fancy gown, she gets my vote for stylish woman of the day,

Well, that’s a bit of a crock of shit rule that needs changing. I think all the women there should wear flats tomorrow, each and every one.

Well, I guess I know where I won’t be invited anymore!

THAT SEAM SUCKS BEAUTICIAN LADY

Yes, gravy browning is NOT gravy juice. I was about to post this myself, then realised I didn’t have the greys showing. Sure enough, there’s at least one other person who has proper comprehension skills! And for those of you who are unfamiliar with gravy browning, it is basically a concentrated mixture to give gravy a…

My dad’s mother couldn’t afford to waste gravy like this, tho she talked about it a few times. She and her 5 (!) sisters used charcoal from the wood fired stove and set the lines with talc. My aunt told me one time that her mother said when the war was over, she couldn’t bear to put nylons back on, they were so…

What a great, strange time to be a family pet.

This is an interesting tidbit, but the headline and opening of the article reduce it to clickbait. Gravy browning is not gravy; it’s merely caramel color and salt.

My grandma always had a bottle of Kitchen Bouquet in the cabinet, but I never saw her use it. She must have subconsciously thought another hose shortage might hit someday, so she wanted to have it on hand. I also remember her telling me they set their hair with small juice cans to make their victory rolls because they…

It's part of my rebranding!

Her outfit looks like a rug my family bought in 1979.

I think it’s safe to say that when the pronoun switch happens, the kardashian press machine will make it known. Like anything with them, it will be everywhere, and for once I am super okay with that.

When I was 7 I packed some stuffed animals into my backpack, grabbed a Ziploc baggie of cherry tomatoes, and headed out the door. I made it across the street before realizing that if I ran away my parents wouldn’t give me any Christmas presents, so I turned right back around. #priorities.

Oh, trust me, I get it. I eat meat but 80% of my diet is plant based, which includes me going to vegan restaurants. I took my 2.5 year old nephew out one day and he came home eating kale chips and a spirulina smoothie that he loved. Well, my family just about had a conniption:

Once when I was four, I tried to run away, but I wanted to leave a note explaining things to dear old Mom and Dad. The problem was that I couldn’t spell many words so I had to ask my mom. I made it to “I am run” before I broke down in tears and my blessed mother had to hug me and gently take away my suitcase. Later,…

Haha gross your parents had sex

But I thought fake stuff that could happen but didn’t happen was always a catalyst for a much needed national conversation.

Fighting pits? More like snake pits! Snake pits? More like sand snake pits!

IIRC Laura Ingalls Wilder (author of Little House on the Prairie) later claimed her family was in the area when the Benders were about their bloody business. Really would have punched those books up.

(Editor’s Note: I have serious feels about “Tall” being the name for a fucking Small and “Grande” being a goddamned Medium. Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT)