I found myself surprised that I was upset that during the rape they showed only Theon’s face. The only thought I had was “way to make a woman getting raped all about how a man feels.”

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

Sounds like that would make it hard to drive.

God, I missed this fucking site.

You are doing the Lord's work.

Katy Perry + Sheryl Sandberg = Kylie Jenner

I'm with ziggy. I had to google the guy. He's lucky that he has fans who took the time to learn his name wasn't "That Guy From That Thing."

I have a story about Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler being assholes to me, but it’s not interesting and neither are they.

Ahahaha making a throw away account because my friends definitely know this story. When I was a senior in high school, I was really into the poet Adrienne Rich. Which kind of tells you all you need to know about the type of person I was at that point in my life. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrienne_… for the…

I went to see a screening of the second Boondock Saints film (for all its deep and obvious flaws, I have an abiding fondness for the original, entirely because of the gorgeous men and all the homoeroticism) that included a panel discussion with Troy Duffy and a few of the actors afterward. The move was so awful I…

It was a typical night out at the bars in Minneapolis & was having a great time talking to a really nice guy. In the middle of a sentence, Josh Hartnett bounds up to the guy and drags him away while shouting, “No. Beer googles, dude. No. Beer goggles. Beer goggles. No. No. No. No. Take off your beer goggles. No. No.…

I have worked in “show business” my entire life, so I have plenty of celebrity dick stories, but the biggest dick I ever met was in a purely low-key, private, social context and there was no earthly reason for him to be a dick other than pure cussed meanness.

I feel like I haven’t even heard any negative ones from people I know, either. For instance, a bunch of people I know recently spent the day with Lucy Hale from Pretty Little Liars, and said she was basically an angel sent straight from heaven. Just the loveliest woman. I like those stories, but I want to hear awful…

One time I was flying from JFK to SFO, with a layover in Phoenix and saw Flavor Flav waiting at our gate. We went over and talked to him, he showed us the bag of clocks he keeps in Target bags with the rest of his Target bag luggage, and took a photo with us. He sat behind us on the plane (in coach) and yelled…

I went to St. Andrews for university, so we had quite a few golf-loving celebs come through, especially during the Dunhill Cup. At one point I went out with a couple of my friends from hall to go watch some of it, and it was just as boring as you’d expect from, y’know, golf. So we’re talking about how boring it is and…

So this isn’t really the celebrity being a dick, but I love this story. When I was studying abroad in Spain in 2007, Superbad had just come out the summer before, and it was opening in Spain in October. McLovin and Jonah Hill were at a club that my friend and I were going to for her birthday; we were leaving for…

She’s probably actually really nice because that would make me hate her more. I wouldn’t even be able to hate her properly.

Giggling at the Blake hate.

As much as I always enjoy these “Worst Celebrity Encounters” stories, I’d like to lobby once more for a “Best Celebrity Encounters” post (unless I’ve missed one in the past). I want my best impressions of Ellie Kemper, Bill Walton, John Waters, and Amy Poehler to be confirmed, please and thank you.