I was just thinking that the anti-female-Ghostbusters crew should crowding a male Craft - it would be HILARIOUS. Maybe not the movie, but the process? Definitely.

They are going to put Shailene Woodley in this, aren’t they?

I BIND YOU, SONY, FROM DOING HARM. HARM AGAINST OUR TEENAGE SELVES AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF.

Well, you know how much the GOP loves to hurt women and girls....oh, wait, did you mean the rapist? No, probably not then.

Underage victims of rape and incest would be required to report the crime.

yeah i mean patient privacy, etc.

People can stop wearing perfume anywhere. My neighbor across the hall must spray it in the hallway. I end up sneezing all over. You'd think she'd get the hint after a year of my spit spray getting all over her dying plants.

Sharon looks different. Like she had her lips done or those filler things. Changed her entire face. Maybe it’s just how she’s posing her face.

if were all going to start behaving like its 1960 again, does this mean i get to start drinking at lunch

even some of our male students, who had some serious concerns

I am throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening!!!!

Everyone should have their skin checked annually, but especially if you are in the sun. Your skin is your biggest organ, and you have to get it checked, too.

I am addicted to coffee, I play Blood Bowl compulsively. One is motivated by physical dependence and the other, psychological/emotional itch scratching. At least that’s the distinction that I make. Sadly either one can really interfere with living the life you want to and in this case it’s neither here nor there…

How many of these can I put up on the window of a Desert Sun before the cops are called?

Every year I try to maintain my vampire-like complexion—and somehow every summer I get at least one minor burn. I’m trying sun shirts this year, I think, while outside gardening. Last year I got a tramp strip sunburn—where my shirt hiked up from my pants in the back. LAME.

I’m already in that coven, and always have been. You would not believe how I got teased in my teen years. Well guess who looks good for her years now, bitches!

SPF30 is some melanin haver shit. Us true day walkers require SPF50+

OR JUST BE PALE THATS OKAY TOO JOIN OUR COVEN IN THE SHADE WITH THE SPF30

5 years from now, if any of the three resturants are still open for business, I might consider reading a menu to see if their food is worthy of my presence. Because, these three guys sound like the types that worked as a chef and decided that they could run a restaurant because, hey...we’re funny and have beards.

Third owner doesn’t even explain his facial hair situation in his bio. WHAT IS HE HIDING????