Oh no, that’s so sad. Yes, RIP, lady.

Oh man. That really ought to disappoint Israeli music fans 18 years ago.

I see what you did there.

I was walking across sunset blvd a couple of years ago when I was hit by a car (long story short they couldn’t see me because of another car that had stopped for me and I couldn’t see them-they stopped, were honest with the police etc). I ended being really banged up but very lucky and okay. Later I found out that…

I try to read everything in her voice, makes life infinitely more interesting.

If a customer wants a waffle that’s griddled until theres no gluten, you griddle it until it has no gluten!

Re: the fake allergies

The mental gymnastics you’re doing here are kind of astounding. This girls were rude. And racist. Yet somehow, you’re judging everyone else more for not being overwhelmingly nice to them (even though there’s no evidence anyone was actually rude back), than you are judging them for being rude and racist.

That white zinfandel story reminds me of something that happened at the first bar I ever worked.

These two dude bros straight up swagger up to the bar (which was fairly busy). Popped collar hamptonites with less money than they want you to assume they have. The one guy leans in over the bar and shouts “Lemme get a ZIN…

Yes! In one single summer working in Alaska I lost count of how many people got off cruise ships and almost immediately asked this question. Is is because they could see mountains from where they were standing? I couldn’t tell you.

I was down in disneyworld ages ago on a family vacation in one of the quick service cafeteria style places in the hotel. some girl kept yelling to her family that was across the room all excited that they had quesadillas... pronounced kes-ska-dill-lias.

These clowns are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off: it’s actually pronounced “Cue-Do-Ba”.

That would be nice of you. But do you see why it shouldn’t be the responsibility of Japanese people running a Japanese restaurant to explain to white people that they aren’t the same as Chinese people?

Yeah, the omission up front is necessary for the reveal at the end.

I fully admit to thinking The Cheesecake Factory was an actual cheesecake factory until I heard they were opening up all over the country and that many factories just didn’t make sense.

Nothing says “stepping out of your comfort zone” more than repeatedly asking why you can’t order lo mein.

Free popcorn in a tray is our early front runner for best bco submission of 2015.

I feel like no matter where you’re from, if you’re attending college you probably ought to know that Tokyo is not in China.

“Now THAT’S White Zinfandel!” which he promptly poured into his monogrammed thermos.

What is it with sushi and stupid people? I was out to dinner this weekend at a very nice sushi place (the kind where they serve sushi and that’s it, no hibachi or noodle dishes or anything) and the two women at the table in front of us were absolute nitwits. They sat down, looked over the menu, and then started doing…