And Doing Time on Maple Drive. GREAT TV movie, and he is great in it.

He really really needs to tho

dude really?? this is a very informative article about legendarys person evil fluffy killer adorable dog.

Dammit I love Michelle Obama. She is so glamorous and yet so down to earth. Every time I see an interview with her I really want to hang out with her.

gravamen

I would LOVE to know what his daughter thinks of all this.

Cops HATE Her! Baltimore Prosecutor Holds People Responsible for Killing a Guy With This One Weird Trick.

My older son is my salty biscuit and we call him Professor Von Crankypants or the Kaiser of Sulk.

Everything about this story is CRAZY! But ... my brain is most confused about this: “Keaton borrowed $8,000 from JD, then a teenaged law student”.... is what has me most confused. What is going on in this man’s world? What happened to his wife... did she know? His daughter knew...right? Was he too busy stalking her to…

I too am a salty biscuit.

YES *high fives the whole world*

Ugh. We need more transparency in the White House. Look at FLOTUS keeping secrets from us.

Sasha she reminds me so much of my younger sis who we call Grumplica Appleton Countess of Crabbydom

Do you understand that you love me?

“My mom is someone who faced a lot of obstacles but never took no for an answer, and she showed me the only person who can limit you is yourself.”

• Breaking Bad’s Vince Gilligan did a Reddit AMA. Now ask ME anything. [ONTD]

This website thought that I’m 87. I’m 34. Is my dermatologist not telling me something?

THAT IS A VERY GOOD SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING

I am 35. The Murdercorn is ageless. This program is an idiot.