I was more thinking why not just paint the backside of it black so you can’t see through? More subtle and no one would notice anything for a while. Yes the place would just scrape it off or buy a new mirror, but this is a simple, non obvious way to “fix” the immediate issue.

ha, basically. very good.

Nopapotomus

Has there ever been a movie or book about a humanities professor who was not a middle-aged alcoholic sleeping with his young female student? Because I swear I know a lot of nice humanities professors who are happily married to age appropriate people. And sober. Spoiler alert: some humanities professors are not mopey…

I’m wearing short sleeves right now! (And I’m going to put on one of three sweaters that live on the back of my office chair.)

Dying. This is too great. I also love the “natural looking makeup!” line. A dude at work once told me he didn't think I was wearing any makeup. Um: foundation, powder, eyeshadow, subtle eyeliner, mascara. He might just be an idiot though.

ARGLE BARGLE I CANNOT WAIT TO LISTEN TO THIS BUT IN A SECOND I WILL HAVE SOMEONE ELSE IN MY OFFICE BLARGGGGGG

Pretty sure this is blue and black....

“Joni is not in a fake coma,” her representative said. “She does, however, still have a pretend disease.”

I have this little before-sleep fantasy (shut up) in which she rejects the ways of her family and grows up all bookish and shit and becomes a fucking neurosurgeon. It would be SO AMAZING. Come on, girl can dream.

Yes, it’s quite disconcerting when a totally inappropriate song comes on when you are trying to have sex. It happened to me once with this song, and it played very loudly:

Maybe exclusively has sex to his own music.

This is why I do all of my cooking over a burning pile of kindling and old batteries.

Kanye has DEFINITELY had sex to his own music though.

Am i the only one around here who finds having sex to music extremly distracting?

Speaking of microwaves...a few years ago working at Target, one of my coworkers took a frozen coca cola can from his car and tried to defrost it in the microwave.

Exactly how long would someone have to microwave something to get it to look like that?!

I think they knew a documentary series would follow, and of course they want to be part of a major Bruce spin-off in which they can not only sound off in interviews, but also dramatically re-enact the *shock* and *tears* and how hard this is for *them*, whilst taking Bruce shopping and act embarrassing around him.…

I am not on anyone’s team but a couple things occurred to me:

If Kris Jenner told me that the sky is blue, I’d still look up to check.