Anna I love you SO MUCH for this headline. No need for additional comments, people - the mic has been dropped.

Ours was a unicorn wearing a veil and a t-rex wearing a top hat. The t-rex was then stomping on a tradition plastic little bride and groom thing from the dollar store. I made the whole thing myself. I think I paid maybe, tops, $25 for all the bits and pieces to put it together?

I assumed Mark wrote this and thought SOMEONE CHECK ON ALLEN.

I’m terrible with the metric system; how many inches is 21 grams?

I can't wait to murder Fighting Polish so I can honor his memory the right way.

I know this is generally a “you do you” crowd but...yeah, I just can’t.

I’d be more sympathetic to her if she didn’t work with kids. They deserve better, and the daycare was right to fire her.

I’m sort of torn here. A part of me is like, chill out ladies, it was just a stupid Facebook post. And another part of me thinks that if my niece’s or nephew’s caregiver went on Facebook talking about how they don’t like kids and/or dealing with a lot of kids, I might suggest that my brothers find a new place to take…

Ehhhhh, I want to give the benefit of the doubt here, truly. When it comes down to it, I know I wouldn’t be comfortable knowing that one of my daughter’s day care workers hates being there. I’m not asking for it to be their pride and joy or life mission, but as a parent, it would concern me. Especially given how much…

This is so random, but the “buying sandwich” part of this story reminds me of my first week back in San Francisco after moving here four years ago. I live in the Haight, and I was walking down the street with a friend when one of the “homeless” Haight Street hippie girls came up to us (this was obviously one of those…

I was born on my due date and I’m still smug about it 27 years later.

Let me take you on a journey of my thought process as I scrolled through your post.

Why else would someone grow a creepy-ass stache like that if not to repel people?

You need to provide specifics to that flight right this minute.

Neither was I, but in order to celebrate National Grilled Cheese Day + Game of Thrones season 5 premiere, I created a grilled cheese flight themed after the Stark children. There’s more than one way to earn nerd cred. ;)

I insisted to my mother for years that’s why I arrived so damn late. It was nice in there. Why would I want to leave? It’s cold and loud and stupid out here.

My dad and I have the same birthday. He still forgets

The baby is a royal werewolf and has a different gestational period.

• The baby is rude.

The feels...