Nooooo....

So what in your judgment would be spectacular parenting? Staying home and watching whatever crap is on tv? Going to a classical concert? A sporting event? Or just doing whatever her micromanaging prick of a father says so as to avoid his petty temper tantrums?

Dogs and Cats, living together! Mass hysteria!

Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

It was illegal because they refused to perform the exact same service they performed for everyone else, because of not liking the customer’s sexual orientation, which is protected in the region in which they operate.

Just as a fun fact, the Tom’s Diner that this song was written about is the same Tom’s Diner that Seinfeld takes place at (although the actual shots inside the diner are obviously just a studio). It’s in Morningside Heights in New York

What part of “legal” don’t you get?

If you listen to all the things that the Christian Right claims are acts of Satan and things that Satan wants, he actually sounds like a really nice, kind person.

I’d love to see Satan’s day planner.

My first concert was Boy George. I was 3. My parents were awesome. Karma Chameleon was my favorite song EVER, and I can only assume that they would both like to never hear it again. 30 years isn’t enough to recover from that!

Plus Satan keeps his word. You win that fiddle, you get that fiddle.

Right, she’s a bitch. Because she didn’t kowtow to his ridiculous and petty demands and took her daughter to an age appropriate concert with adult supervision. I guess she should call him and beg for permission every time she wants to take her daughter out for a hike, or to go see a PG movie too, right?

Hillary is exactly like Khaleesi! She’s blonde, I can’t stand her, and she’s a better leader than all the viable alternatives.

Bush’s last two years - “Hey, can I stop being President yet?” Obama’s last two years -

Well, it’s a stupid thing

I’m just impressed he didn’t break when Key was doing his bit, because I would have been totally unable to keep a straight face.

Their scandalized reaction to Cecily Strong when described the Secret Service as “the only law enforcement organization in the country that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.” & when she said “Your hair is so white now, it can talk back to police” was EVERYTHING

Obama’s comic timing is amazing. I adore his deadpan snark delivery.

I discovered something truly beautiful while I was searching for the above gifs :