“American Apparel’s familiar voice.”

I’m sorry I had to ban you for insulting Samoas.

Well, the article fails to mention that there were actually three sisters at the beginning of their road trip.

And if he does turn out to be not a good guy (which I highly highly doubt) then there’s always The Sikh Captain America:

He apologized pretty well at least:

Beyoncé could not be reached for comment.

Exhibit A:

It reminds me of the Robby Benson movie about the blind ice skater, Ice Castles.

I love this thread and I love all of you.

I remember reading someplace (so yeah, maybe not 100% accurate) that his brother had/has a drug problem so there could be a semi-reasonable explanation.

This was EXACTLY my thought. I can’t take any more!

more importantly, can we talk about how paleo is the dumbest

Good. Instead of talking about qualifications, we’re talking about his body and eating habits.

I grew up with two girls that were homeschooled as friends - their mother inspected my overnight bag to make sure I wasn’t bringing in things from the “outside”. Eventually we lost touch but reconnected again after I had gone to college.

It was wrong of that teen to force nonconsensual affection on the snake.

I totally agree with the Cosmo one. That magazine took Rebecca Rose away so it could do porn things to her. Ban Cosmo. Free Rebecca Rose.

Judd Apatow actually said something interesting about this last fall when the number was still in the 20s or 30s. “He’s more dedicated to rape than comedy,” or something to that effect.

I believe these women.

I seriously always assumed that was the basic purpose of the Playboy Mansion. Maybe I’m just a huge cynic, but I doubt Hefner would have even cared.