So much bad biology here (I understand that a science lesson was not the goal here, but still). As a reproductive biologist let me just say quickly that ovaries absolutely do not regenerate from nothing. More probable is that doctors only removed the cyst before and left the ovary intact, or they took a large piece of…

Interpol’s solitary employee is Peggy Hill.

From what they were saying on NPR this morning, the US “mom” saw her on Facebook, she was the right age, right first name, and looked like she thought her missing daughter would look. So, naturally they KIDNAPPED the terrified girl. Makes total sense.

It’s not pushing back against healthy eating, it’s pushing back against the bullshit, non-science based nonsense that idiots like the Food Babe focus on.

I don’t know though - isn’t an extra tooth since of devolution? Like, I was born with four wisdom teeth, but my husband was only born with two, so he’s always HAHA! I AM HIGHLY EVOLVED. I AM ONLY HAVE TWO OF THOSE WASTEFUL TEETH THAT CAUSE ISSUES. Unrelated: Where does the extra tooth fit??

I hate that Kraft caved to Fraud Babe, and I don’t even like their macaroni and cheese. If we only ate things the Fraud Babe was okay with, there would be nothing to eat because she is against everything because she can’t pronounce the ingredients.

*mouth waters*

I’m just gonna leave this right here.

Maybe it’s just me, but I find anyone who is a self-proclaimed “babe” is probably full of shit.

My grandfather worked with lady riveters during WWII (technically they worked for him). My dad told me that one Rosie Riveter was FED UP with my grandfather (kind of a callous man) and riveted her initials in a plane’s wing and quit.

Martha on old school Conan was one of the more consistently entertaining things in late night TV

Ana Gasteyer or GTFO.

Gawd Ashton Kutcher. He’s that guy from school who could be mildly funny once in a while, but then spent the rest of the day saying, “Did you get it? Did you get the joke? Funny AMIRITE?!?!”

Next up: “E.L. James and Niall Leonard replace Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan with themselves. ‘We both acted in grade school, so we’re bringing the A-game to the films that they deserve.’”

Yeah, I think you should probably re-read the circumstances of this dickfuck’s brother’s death. In which he ran him over with a car so that he could avoid inevitable capture while cowering in a boat for another few hours.

I mean, he ran over his brother and killed him.

I think his uncle got it right: he’s a loser. And he had a chip on his shoulder and a supremely shitty brother.

I enjoy the idea that one day he will have named all the bricks lining his cell, and on that day I hope they plaster the walls to be silky smooth.

That makes sense. I’m always overdoing the edges. Come to think of it, this is the same problem I have when making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. If I get the middle part covered, the edges will work themselves out.

“Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about, please.”