I honestly cannot support anything that gives work or a platform to Candace Cameron Bure.

Okay real question: does all of this shit ONLY happen in Florida, or do we just ignore it when these things happen in other states?

now that you’ve said it he basically has to

I may be biased, because I have a Chihuahua and Maine Coon who love each other!

This is a human

THEY ALIVE, DAMMIT

FEEEMALES ARE STRONG AS HELL!

As Lady Legasus I had to say something, so something.

I'm doing absolutely fuck all because sloth.

They just know that one part about no homo.

Maybe God can give us....6 months? Avengers in May. Jurassic World in June. I'm going to disney for my birthday/halloween in October. Oh wait, how about a year? Star Wars comes out in December.

So, I know you’re joking and all, but I just wanted to add that as a former fundie there were many times in my childhood when I thought “I really hope the world doesn’t end before (insert event here)” Examples include: I get my braces off, I have my first kiss, I travel abroad.

She can hang out with me at my post-rapture sodomy, drugs and abortion party if she gets lonely. Dresscode will be strictly enforced though

The world better not end before May 1st, I really want to see The Avengers.

Love how her only explanation for her own incompetence is literally that the world is ending. Like, Michelle, honey, that’s not the reason you can’t keep up with your briefings.

Darn it, I will *not* spend my entire Monday afternoon imagining Gordon Ramsay as Brother Blood spending gazillions to open a restaurant across the street to try to put Chez Titans out of business. (That’s a lie, I totally will.)

Oof. You guys have turned into the mean kids at school that pass around some girls diary for lolz.

Yeah, this is a pretty cheap shot. Blast for her racist jokes and her job performance, not this shit.

This is really unnecessary.

This might be the nerdiest comment I’ve ever read, and I love it.