That’s my other quote-that-won’t-leave-my-head-ever: Whenever I finish doing the dishes, or the vacuuming, or the taxes, or writing a suite of test cases, or whatever, it’s “DONE, man!”

One time I ordered a 4-piece McNuggets and was given a 4-piece McNugget box filled to the brim with tartar sauce.

Does this mean she gets to appoint all new leaders and police? Sounds like a win for her.

Thank you! Now if you could figure out why kinja hates me, we could be best friends forever.

Hope they quit the US when Hillary wins.

FACT: Bears eat beets.
Bears.
Beets.
Battlestat Galactica.

I used to play a game at my local Burger King called, “How will they mess up my order today?” I would order a #1 combo (Whopper, fries, soda), with only ketchup on the whopper.

They never got it right. Not once.

Highlights were the time I got two fries with no drink, two drinks with no fries, a chicken sandwich (do they…

Never has this jpeg been more appropriate.

And she did it while hopping the whole way!!! Amazing!!!!!

Now we need the elephant to meet that vet who bragged about killing a cat.

How is this even legal, considering so many species, including elephants, are endangered? I would like to see big game hunters hunting other big game hunters. And succeeding until there’s only one left, who then gets promptly torn apart by a some nice lions. Sorry, my compassion goes on the fritz when I read this shit.

My favorite though, was when I overheard a new employee who was prepping cucumbers and talking to the dish washer. She thought it was really dishonest that we said some of our sandwiches were vegetarian or vegan when they contained cucumber. The dishwasher was confused and said that cucumbers were vegetables. The…

Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.

I would have loved to have seen a salad with 1 quartered garbanzo bean, and 6 whole beets in it.

Problem solved.

I think it’s been a while- over a year, but even then, the last pair I bought fit differently, the fabric felt thicker, and the color choice wasn’t the greatest.

Those shirts were the BEST and I bought them in every color. Now, they fit weird and have blah colors. I wore the old ones so much that they got holes :(

I don’t know that my father views sex as his right to have (although with that sentence, I’ve officially thought more about my parents’ sex life than I ever wanted to), I think it just never occurred to him (or my mother, quite frankly) to wait to make babies. Sex education didn’t exist in rural Appalachia when they…

Maybe it’s not that they allow more space, but that they take longer to get pregnant? Or, possibly, that since they are older they are (possibly) more highly educated and know it’s better to space?

I’m surprised older mothers allow more space between births. I’d have thought it would be less if they were worried about thier fertility window. But maybe it would take them more time to feel recovered?