I like kabal for obvious reasons, and I disagree with one of those adjectives, but I’m too classy to say which one. ;)

I’m proud of you, FWIW.

OMG I think you’re right. Sorry, England!

Like Edward Scissorhands, only super gross?

BRB going to the star store to get you something special

Never stop, Bobby.

Took me more like 8. Or whatever the differential was between her starring in The Sarah Conner Chronicals and appearing on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me.

These are the same man. Both have invisible hands on the sides of their faces. The hands are pulling up on the left, down on the right.

The day my son came home from kindergarten talking about how they learned to hide in their cubbies “in case a big dog gets into the school” I nearly lost it.

I was SURE they’d already dated. I wonder who I was confusing them with.

Correction: Destiny Hope Cyrus didn’t live with her dumb trashy name forever; she changed it to a different dumb trashy name.

And what is a tongue?

The Boy! That movie was better than I expected.

As a parent who watches Teen Titans Go with my kid and gets all their 80s references (Golden Girls, Goonies, Webster, etc.), I’m assuming the target is me. And kids love it when their parents watch and actually enjoy their shows, so it works out great. I tell all my friend’s to watch with their kids, too.

It’s fucking Derelict; this is A+ trolling.

I’m for it!

Ooh, am I the kitty or the bunny?!

Agreed. Also, I had a $7 coffee today and thought of you (technically six and change but I tipped, so...)

I’ll take bass guitar, backup vocals, and experimental harmonica noodling.

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