Because the source is Radar Online and this is a load of horse shit. I hope his kids sue for libel.

To be fair, kids are hilarious at that age. I used to call my son the funniest person I knew all the time. Now he’s seven, and I don’t say that anymore.

There’s a dealership in New Hampshire (the Walmart of New England) that’s currently running a “Buy a car, get an AR” sale.

Are there Pulitzer prizes for Internet comments?

My 7yo just wrote a review on GameStop.com last week, so I totally get that.

OMG when he has liquid coming out of EVERY face hole like a real hysterical world-ending cry... HOW? I’m impressed when actors can shed tears, but THAT? Where’s the Oscar? Ugh, poor Stevo.

A galaxy of stars for you.

Shut up I was there. I was the only one old enough to drink; zero lines for the beer was amazing

The comments aren’t as good :(

It’s in Thrillist every Monday now, but it’s called “Off the Menu."

Clinton, or out west?

TY bb

Nobody ever tells you about the six week period that follows the birth, either. SIX WEEKS. And you can’t use tampons.

They’re so nasty. I remember there was one in a mall I frequented as a child, and I’d avert my eyes whenever I passed it. I specifically recall thinking that it was really inappropriate to have that shit in the windows, even though I didn’t know the words “inappropriate” or “shit” at the time.

They’re called Human Beanie Babies and they’ll thank you to leave them out of this.

It sounds like the dead dog thing was referencing how contestants on reality shows often have some sob story, not that he thinks people are singing about dead dogs. This is a very valid point.

This was 100% my 7yo’s idea to pose and take this picture. I’ve never been more proud:

OMG I just wheeze-laughed

He took that concept of “get out of jury duty by pretending to be racist against everyone” and just fucking ran with it.

“Fell"?