Hi. I got that. You’re great.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my thumbs are tired or I’d do more

1. That sounds like a fucking nightmare; I’m sorry.

OMG this whole current season has been languishing on my DVR... Until now. This is for real? Not an SNL skit that I blacked out on?

I’m ALL ABOUT that accent, the guyliner, and you didn’t mention it, but I’m throwing in rum breath. This is good news; you and I will never fight over a man. :)

I first read that as “Would you consider dressing professionally,” came here to say “Nope.”

I actually just went to a 30th anniversary screening of FBDO, so I can tell you that he was, indeed, a theater kid until he landed that role. Apparently the scenes where he breaks the fourth wall were difficult for him because he was used to playing off of an audience.

Elizabeth/Seth?

Original content: Master of None and Sense8. Reruns: New Girl and Better Off Ted.

I highly recommend it. That and We Bare Bears. I insist that my kid save those shows for me.

Suppressed for 10 years by taking the pill continuously, now on year 5 of Mirena. In both cases, nah.

And they do about 80, 90% of the work, too! The others just stare in the mirror/eat snacks all the time.

OMG that’s too perfect. He really should have taken her name.

I’m so sick of this shit. The other day, we saw a Teen Titans Go! shirt at Target in the boys’ section. I picked it up and Raven and Starfire (the female Titans) were conspicuously missing. And yes, my 7yo boy noticed right away and rejected the shirt.

Good lord, Paris, please don’t hire anyone to clean out that closet. We all know how it worked out last time.

That was also my favorite part, and your username is tops, so we’re best friends now, OK?

Conagra; minimal changes to the signage.

Ha, I got em all right! I wasn’t super confident on that last one, though.

Wasn’t there a running gag on Girlfriends that the only thing in Fresno was an Applebee's?

OMG, even the weird extra parts of Idiocracy are coming true now. Goodbye, Fuddrucker’s.