How many times have you washed it? If it’s more than once, you’re doing it wrong. Also, use cold water (I know, it’s awful) and color depositing shampoo and conditioner.

1. Spoken like someone who’s never played Lego Dimensions

Dude, come on, it’s obviously Top Ten Epic Journalism Fails

Those “details” are for a completely different product, though. The ad is for a dark spot corrector, not a "skin lightener."

I caught that, too.

I call photoshop on Katie’s cleavage. That looks like tentacles. How many saggy boobs are they alleging she has?

You are really on fire lately.

I feel you. Billy Corgan sent a smile over to me while performing “Disarm” in the winter of 1997.

According to the official site, he’s FN-2199: http://www.starwars.com/news/meet-fn-2…

They have EVERYTHING. Chinese, Mexican, Italian, whatever. Their menu is as thick as a bible. The cheesecakes are really good but they’re like 8 bucks a slice. :(

Do you hate him for ruining Family Feud, too?

I don’t even refer to my cats as pets, because that implies ownership, and I don’t believe a living thing should be owned. And yes, my animal companions got Christmas presents. :)

You might actually love Martha more than I do, which is quite a lot. I like that about you.

I actually found it a bit interesting but for non-Cage reasons. Mongolia is the ONLY country where Tyrannosaurus bataar fossils have been found, and they won’t share ANY of them? That one lawyer guy has recovered at least 3 complete skeletons, plus this skull. Like, how many fucking Tyrannosaurus bataar do you need,…

Now I’m curious about this lady’s dental situation. Why was she getting molars extracted?

My former coworker did that as a joke. I was 7 months along and she asked me to pee on it for her. She told him IMMEDIATELY that she wasn’t really pregnant, and I only did it because she promised me he’d think it was funny. (He did.)

I know there’s no tipping in some foreign countries, but the other things don’t strike me as cultural differences, just rude AF. Any chance they’re just pretending they “no speak polite”?

Happened to me, too. I picked my son’s name something like 9 years in advance, ended up being the number one name when he was born. Pick a good middle name just in case!

What is Gwen wearing?? She’s that woman who becomes a female version of her boyfriend, isn’t she? Takes on all his interests and all that, no personality of her own?

Didn’t she get canned like 2 years ago when she was outed as a racist?