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jennsomethingclever

I love her already

I actually know an Iranian family whose surname was Abxxxxxxx (for privacy), and they changed it to Abbott to make life easier in the U.S. Maybe this is the case with Christopher?

Wait wait wait. Max Casella? As in Vinnie from Doogie Howser, M.D.?

I am thisclose to stalking you when I visit Orlando next month, FYI. You are rad.

I caught that Oregon license plate immediately. Portlandia, dude. They live for that shit.

No, YOU’RE sobbing and eating chips while watching this!

Charles’ BFF, a poor decision maker.

So you’re more of a Buddy Lembeck, then.

Literally played last night and all we did was bitch about how there are way too many I’s and O’s.

I’m shocked and appalled that you don’t have more stars for this.

WTF were you doing from 1984-1990???

Pardon me. So now “guts” makes more sense, but “pregnant,” less...

You’ll never shut them up, either. I got asked when I was planning my second pregnancy WHILE PREGNANT with my first. I now tell concerned parties that I’m pregnant with an IUD. They still ask.

What about that episode of Charles in Charge when Charles got amnesia and took on a new identity?

HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLYYYYYYY shit. You know how rarely you actually tell someone IRL about a comment you read online, because that’s about as interesting to a third party as what you dreamt about last night? Well, there you go. My husband and I agree that Marla from Fight Club would’ve been grossed out by that comment, and

Thanks for the spoiler alert.

I was hoping that everyone but her and Ted Danson would die, and then they’d run off together and open a B&B in Vermont, but sadly, no.

Actually, I just looked it up, and she is nominated for Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television... Which puts her up against Felicity Huffman in “American Crime,” so... sorry, Kirsten.

Where’s her Golden Globe, right?

Can you explain it to me, please? Google is no help.