Imma let you finish, but Mark’s mic drop was the greatest mic drop off all time.

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See my comment above about Everywhere Babies. So great. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/015205…

Everywhere Babies is really cute. Great illustrations, babies LOVE other babies, and they do a great job with diversity. Same sex parents, mixed race families, etc. My day care provider cousin got it for us. My kid, her kids, and all her students are huge fans. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/015205…

My son’s pediatrician recently hired a male receptionist and I was baffled the first time I saw him. Mostly baffled that it took me over 30 years to see a male receptionist, that is.

I’m very saddened by Diesel’s death, but I gotta say, the part about her having 5 months left until retirement made me giggle because:

True story, I was once at a bar with 2 lady friends and a dude sidled up to our table to try and hit on us. His opening line: “I ate a whole pizza by myself today.”

We women go through an entire pregnancy carrying a baby...of course it only makes sense that we get something amazing to show how amazing we are!

I speak from experience, unfortunately. Also pale, as you can see.

That headband is terrific. Great idea on the coloring book; I got through my worst breakup by painting my furniture and door and stuff. DON’T DYE YOUR HAIR BLACK. You’ll get through this.

I’m @realjennrose if you’re into me :)

I’d forgotten about that.

He tweeted today that it will be resurrected on Wonkette.

Nailed it.

He didn’t. It’s just a clickbait headline.

I liked her in Bridesmaids and Identity Thief. Was that actually the name? With Jason Bateman? I haven’t seen Spy yet, but I want to.

Would you believe I haven’t seen it? I just posted on Facebook last week and asked if I should, and people were SHOCKED AND APPALLED.

I saw a screening of this back and July. Looks like I can finally talk about it! I don’t know if they changed much (the audience I was a part of all seemed to love it), but it was really silly and funny.

8 flat, tyvm. But she was soooo pretty. And she made me great at parallel parking!

I’m sorry to break it to you; Kitchenette is gone, too.