1977 Sedan deVille here. In 1997.

Back in the early 90s, there was a very particular type of scummy dude that used these. Pegged jeans, drove a black or white Monte Carlo, had a thing for younger girls. We called them “yellow trees.” As in, “Ew, that yellow tree just offered to smoke a joint with me and then drive me to school.”

Tim Watley, DDS. Duh.

Damn, I could’ve had a viral video 4 years ago. I also have a video of my 2yo singing the Imperial March over the monitor, no joke. Only it’s not a video monitor, and he hadn’t seen the movies yet, because he was 2 and that’s... not in alignment with my parenting. Still kinda regret showing them to him at age 5, as he…

I eat those with cream cheese. It’s like tiny, crunchy pizza!

Back before we knew how bad ecstacy was, I took some at a party, and then my very recent ex showed up, proceeded to flirt with our friend in front of me, and made me cry. The high just went away for good, and I spent the rest of the party wailing to anyone who would listen about how he owed me $30 for killing my high.

He’s currently starring in The Grinder on Fox (with Fred Savage). It’s actually quite funny. I hate that I love his characters; I always forget he’s actually a bad person IRL.

I’m so glad you liked it!

Please do! It’s easy; they just swab your mouth like on CSI. I also just found out that someone close to me will eventually need bone marrow, and the only current matches are overseas, so we clearly need more U.S. donors.

When I was a kid, I did that, except American cheese instead of butter.

“Baby It’s Cold Outside.” No editing needed.

+1,000,000 points for old school Simpsons reference

This makes my vagina sad.

Twinsies!

My cousins call their mothers Mom and Ima (mother in Hebrew).

That’s awful. I’m sorry.

Lisa Bonet.

No nail experience here, but as a former dental assistant who regularly had patients who hadn’t been to a dentist in 10 years and were embarrassed to open their mouths, we’ve seen it all. I assume they have, too. And I learned pretty quickly to separate the mouth from the person. Again, I assume nail techs do the…

Oh man. Did they at least warn you first, or ask if you were up for it? Dead babies would legit make me puke.

Aww, thank you! We try.