Tonight’s dinner was pulled chicken sandwiches with cucumber salad. I made them during the first half of my work-from-home 30 minute lunch break. My husband came home and tried to supplement the meal with “cheese fries” made from frozen curly fries and Velveeta. He was disappointed, as I warned him he would be.…

WTF is Lacroix?

I spend more on Halloween than all the other holidays combined. I would rather have an animatronic zombie than ten turkeys, thanks.

Fuck them both, honestly. Grown adults doing year-round cosplay and making a mockery of real women who were killed for being women. Salem grosses me out.

True story, I used to be in a Facebook group for SFX makeup artists until members started posting “reference” pictures. One was a degloving. Right there in my feed, in between the baby pics and corny “I love my sister” memes.

I bet they do that so you can’t turn a V into “Suck it, Trebek.”

But the whole point of a smartphone is being connected. Besides the obvious “I’m not comfortable sending a device worth hundreds of dollars up into the sky, where it could crash, get rained on, get lost, hit a goose, etc.,” when you’re using this thing, YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR PHONE. Can’t make calls, can’t check email...…

I am an expert, after all.

I’m so glad I didn’t have to explain that.

New York’s hottest club is The North American Meat Institute. Founded by Jezebel commenter Bears, this place has everything: breakfast sandwiches, steak tartare, human sausages...

I agree with the first one. I still don’t get the point of iPods. I don’t jog. I don’t use public transportation. I have a ten dollar flash drive in my car. I will never have any use for an iPod.

Great timing, that was on last night.

Aww, I miss Kaybee. Remember how they always had that display of flipping robot puppies at the entrance?

...Stefon? That you?

I normally wore makeup daily, but took a week’s hiatus before my wedding for the same reason. Didn’t want to risk a zit on the big day.

Yasssssssss

They look like those crazy scientists GMOed Claire’s heels and a dinosaur together. Did you just spoil the plot of the sequel? That is pretty rude.

MTV and autotune.

I’ll always be partial to the Swamp Thing PSA, myself.