Gina Carrano could play Norton’s part.

I miss that show SO MUCH. I cried over the finale. Have you seen the one where the two young women are held captive in a basement and there’s a twist? That’s my favorite.

Cuddles from Molly (left) and Chevelle (right).

Sounds like all three of you got what you needed. I’m happy to hear that.

I haven’t seen you in ages! How are you?

Line a baking sheet with parchment paper and cook the bacon at 400 for 15 minutes. I don’t eat bacon myself, but my husband is bananas for this method.

The youths are uneducated in the ways of Men at Work, I guess. What a pity.

OMG I think she’s here and posted about it. Did she text you to meet her there because she was angered by the topic? Go find her! Reunion! Sorry I forgot the username.

I know an ultra orthodox guy who almost didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral because it was in a church. Everyone finally convinced him to ask his rabbi, who was basically like “Of fucking COURSE you should attend your grandfather’s funeral, dumbass!”

I just had a similar thing happen. My father in law just passed away recently, and the cantor from the temple came over to hear stories about him so she could put together her service. Everyone INSISTED that I tell the story of my engagement. Basically I walked in to find my now husband on one knee with the ring and…

Hey now, have you seen them live? They still put on a HELL of a show.

Yeah.

“Scumlord” is awesome and also can I please be ungreyed here thank you.

A little boy. As in, he wasn’t even fucking born then? BRB gotta call my mom and thank her for not making me wear a Pearl Harbor sweater as a child...

My neighbor has a Romney sticker. Every day I want to ask him WHYYYYYYYY but I’m sure the answer would just infuriate me.

I’m intentionally avoiding Facebook today. I can’t with those people. And, like, almost everyone is one of those people.

But people have been doing it for 10+ years. I read about taking the pill continuously back in the mid nineties (probably in Sassy), asked my doctor, he said sure. I did that until I wanted to get pregnant in the late 00s, then got a Mirena after the baby. Obviously I’m just one person, but my point is that I didn’t…

I did that for over a decade. Go for it. Just know that you may need your doctor to write a note to the insurance company, otherwise they may not let the pharmacy fill your prescription because it’s “too early.”

Am I the only one who doesn’t like Broad City? I normally give new shows three episodes to convince me, but I could only get through one. I was really annoyed by their immaturity. How old are their characters supposed to be? Am I just not their demographic?

“A real asset to a person’s life.” What an interesting way to describe someone.