I missed the part with the makeup tips.

High five, welcome to the “I have a rad husband” club.

That dude needs a fucking Oxford comma.

Mira Sorvino

My husband got me a Lil Sebastian shirt, too! Is yours green?

It’s perfectly fine if you actually want them. If you don’t want them, but you also don’t want a fight, add them to your registry and then have the store mark them as purchased, so she gets to see that they’re on there, but you don’t actually end up with them.

Fuck that. It’s 2015. Brides have tattoos and old people have to deal with it. I bet your tattoos are beautiful.

God DAMN is he aging well.

Today I learned that Beyonce owns a Kiss t-shirt. Interesting.

Ed Sheeran, Ralph Wiggum plagiarist.

Yeah, I didn’t get it at first, either. And I still don’t get the twigs lady.

SO CUTE. Are they best friends? Did the dog think she was her mama when she was a baby? Do they nap together? Please tell me yes to all.

Right??

Trickery.

Formally known as Ben and Jennifer, 2. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were #1, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were #2.

This is a terrible pic that I wouldn’t wish on either of them. Especially Laverne.

So quotable! “I might regret this.” “Glitter! Glitter is the answer!” “Focus...” “I fucked up, guys.”

Pretty Little Liars (hope you didn’t read the spoiler here a few weeks ago). Pretty sure it’s on Netflix.

Do you have Sally Beauty Supply where you live? If you’re just doing a straight color and not highlights, it’s pretty easy to do your own. Bonus, there are usually off duty hairstylists shopping there who will give you advice on what to buy.

They got married when they took Manhattan!