Only Hampton Beach

New Hampshire: the Wal-Mart of New England.

He probably had to fit it into 75 characters.

This is seriously the most important thing I’ve ever won.

I’ll have to keep an eye out

Wait, I have another. Presidential candidate and infected orangutan anal gland.

Bloviating drain clog, then?

Yes, but Stop & Shop brand. White, not orange.

Sentient drain clog?

His noble spirit embiggened us all.

Hmm. I didn’t think of that.

1. Did he leave in protest? I can’t imagine he got banned for a gif.

Off topic but important: where is Klaus Knowmi?

This just keeps getting better. Can’t wait until it comes out that at least one of the husbands is her first cousin (not a Kentucky joke; just a Kim Davis joke).

History made: first time I’ve showed my 6yo a Jezebel comment. For the record, he said, “Awww, so cute!”

Me: “Ooh, ooh, I’m gonna make a joke in the comments about God doing this because Kim Davis or something yes!”

Same. This font is butt.

The son is one of Kim’s deputies. I believe his name is Nathan. He also refuses to issue licenses, but the other five will now that she’s in jail.

Wait, wait, is the fourth husband also the first husband? Curiouser and curiouser.

So, like, was that harassment or hate speech? Asking for a flag. (Replying to you bc obvs not replying to that.)