Fun fact, Pepper’s character is from the same town as Chris Evans is from IRL. So, like, if we blur fantasy and reality for a moment, theoretically, he could have grown up in her old house. Oh, and Babe Ruth is from there, too, but fuck his drunk, hot dog binging ass.

Oh, that’s right! Yes, Affleck plays up the accent for movies, and poorly. He makes himself sound how everyone else THINKS we sound. He perpetuates the bad, wrong accent.

Or some unholy mass market attempt at fake craft beer.

I’m from (outside) Boston, and I’m going to see this movie 70% for the accents alone. Almost nobody pulls it off correctly. Leo DiCaprio and Evan Peters are the only ones who come to mind. Tom Hanks was close, but no cigar.

So it just occurred to me that I know zip about London weather other than “it’s rainy,” and I did some research. Dude, you barely have seasons there! I’m in New England, where it’s between -5f and 20f in the winter, and between 75f and 95f in the summer. Last winter, my sliding glass doors were completely blocked by…

Sometimes I think about science while the oven is preheating, or while I’m waiting for my husband to wake up and tell me what I’m going to do that day. It’s called multitasking!

I once dated a guy who would burp with his mouth closed, and then blow it out, like birthday candles. I had to explain to him how revolting it was. Like, I’d rather a loud, open mouthed burp.

Do you live in Haiti?

Does that include her son?

That’s the LEAST creepy thing on that page, IMO.

Now I’m picturing Avril in the same orbit as the Kardashians and it’s terrifying.

But to whom? My dream: Robin Thicke.

You’re an artist.

If anyone in New England/upstate New York needs a recommendation for a good tattoo parlor, I’ve got you.

We just had to pay some off-duty staties for a funeral procession, and holy crap, I bet their kids are going to Harvard.

Yeah, the sir and ma’am thing really gets me. Maybe it’s because I’m not from the south, but I only use those words to get a stranger’s attention, like, “Sir? Did you drop this lollipop?” Calling someone sir in conversation is, to me, the human equivalent of rolling over and showing them your belly. I’d probably…

It’s really weird that you’re being stalked by guns in your own home, and I third the request for follow up info on the boyfriend.

Needs more stars. Thank you for pulling me out of the “OMG I’m a parent what if this was my kid OMG OMG” hole.

There’s probably a “filed to: Matt McGorry” tag. I know there was an interview. Basically, he recently learned the actual definition of feminism, and was like, wait a sec, why isn’t EVERYONE a feminist? And now he’s on a campaign to make it so. We like him a lot. Check out his Twitter!

Tie him up and leave him alone with the kids’ parents; they’ll figure it out.