But how much?? Don’t make me click all those links, Mark!

Can you get her a column at Millihelen, please?

V. important: will he please tell her I said hi? OMG I love her so much.

I found The Book of Life to be pretty damn misogynistic, tbh.

Cheap pillows, vacuums, and kitchen knives. That’s why BB&B makes 20% off coupons.

Board shorts, dude.

I would like to take this person to lunch.

I may eventually visit, as my best friend’s parents just moved there... Or maybe it was Wyoming or Iowa or some shit.

Back in the day, I definitely had “conversations” like that. “Uh, uh, I see you’re wearing a shirt. Did you buy that at a store? I like stores. Do you like stores?”

3 facts I constantly forget:

Boys’ Yo Gabba Gabba underwear is missing Toodie and Foofa.

Same! I kept guessing correctly, so I naturally assumed it was a Bobby trick, and intentionally guessed wrong on Trump to confirm, but nope! We’re just amazing.

I dunno, I would rather watch Fantastic Four than be Iggy Azalea.

I wonder- and this is not an excuse- if it’s hard to find a trans actor who’s willing to appear as their former, wrong sex in the beginning of such a film. Like, when I watched the scenes from OITNB where they did the flashbacks to before Laverne Cox’s character transitioned, all I could think was, this must be really…

Are you going to be the cool aunt who buys him beer and condoms, or can I do that?

Are there really people out there who are attracted to this guy? He looks like a lump of dough.

I’m lazy; can someone please post the “No thank you, please” gif for me?

Was that the one on TBS, with that broad from Happy Endings? I watched that. It was no Happy Endings or Better Off Ted, but I’ll take what I can get.

It involves parachutes and Mountain Dew Code Red.

Unpopular opinion: I’m halfway on board with this. Not because of the pictures, but Cosmo often has “Sex” or “Orgasm” in huge letters on the cover. Lots of magazines do.