Might want to add a warning that your link shows dead animals. I wish I could un-see that.

These comments made me feel not alone. I am a huge real cheese person. I have goat and sheep cheese in the fridge right now. But if I’m eating grilled cheese or a turkey burger, it’s (white, store brand) processed American cheese food all the way. I always thought that was a character flaw, but apparently some of you…

Please don’t call Pinkham’s law on me; I’m NOT defending Crown Royal lady, but I have to mention this. I once knew of a very seedy bar that had white zinfandel on tap. Which is weird as hell, but not as weird as liquor. Even I, a person who has seen wine on tap, would not think the Crown Royal bag meant liquor on tap.

To be fair, nobody ever named a bitchin’ car after Grant. (BRB gotta restore an old Chevelle and weld the doors shut for some other reason)

Don’t waste your money; they play it on FX once a month.

#TeamVelvetTeddybear

I used to frequent a diner that had both chicken salad sandwiches and tuna melts on the menu. I’d order a chicken salad sandwich, but ask them to make it a melt. I said please and tipped well. They eventually put it on the menu. So, not an asshole?

Hence, the reason “Cops” lasted so much longer than “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.”

No, it is RIGHT and JUST for you to hang a bell on that toad, and take pictures. (Please.)

Wait, just now? I thought they canceled it a decade ago. Did it go away and come back, like Futurama?

What a way to go. RIP

Her Instagram is full of sorcery. How does one switch wigs and makeup and somehow look like a completely different person? I have much to learn about makeup, I guess.

This reminds me of that shock video about Uggs that was all over Facebook a year or two ago. Everyone was SO SHOCKED that their sheepskin boots were made from the skin of sheep.

So if the dalai lama and the pope ever met, they’d both have to address each other as “your holiness?” I’d love to watch that.

Re: that first pic, where are her nipples?

Same, thought it was a typo of “Flav.”

“tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars”

Ahh

Did you have the one where Nermel took off his mask and he was a hideous monster? That scared the shit out of me as a kid.

Wasn’t there some sort of rape scandal involving the creator of that show? Or was it Uncle Grandpa?