And Amber Tamblyn’s dad!

Now I want reincarnation to be real so I can come back as a magical self esteem boosting fairy drag mother.

You won’t regret it!

Did you also have a 2yo who insisted on watching that movie every day for a year, or...?

So, does she want them to keep mannequins in 10 different sizes, which will no doubt drive employees crazy every time they have to change them? Or does she just want them all to be shaped just like her, to affirm that her body is the One True Perfect Size?

Seriously. I once watched a jet ski zip by my house, then tweeted how it was such a missed opportunity to not name them “boatercycles.” A month later, Reader’s Digest published someone else’s tweet that was almost identical. I wondered who had thought of it first, searched Twitter for “boatercycle,” and got 20…

It is. That’s the character he played on “Arrested Development,” which was narrated by Richie Cunningham, and is available on Netflix. You now have plans for the next couple of weeks.

That’s what I assumed to be the general rule, but I thought it was different in this case because of her remarks in the Sawyer interview. Bruce at the time referred to Caitlyn as “her,” not “me,” as if Bruce and Caitlyn were two distinct people. So I thought in her case, she wanted Bruce to be called Bruce? And now…

Venti Frappuccino

Do you watch Better Call Saul, aka Mike: Origins?

Is the Tina Fey thing new? I haven’t heard anything... And yes, I’m aware I’m probably making your point for you.

SHUT THE FUCK UP you are AMAZING for spotting that!!!

They played it on NPR weeks ago. If you really want to hear it, Google it. It’s not our job to Google for you.

OMG Alli. I had completely forgotten about the scourge of the aughts.

I keep my house 76 year round. I can tell immediately when it slips to 75 (freezing) or 77 (sweltering). COME AT ME.

Nerrrrrrrd!

I feel like he’s laughing at the parents.

I’m viewing on mobile, so his face is about the size of a child’s fingernail, but it looks alright to me. He’s the only one, though.

My obgyn would begin every prenatal appointment by asking my husband how much weight he’d gained since we last saw him. It was adorable.