BRB off to the milner to have them make you a giant hat of stars.

I’m glad they haven’t infiltrated my part of MA. Like, is Nascar even on TV here? That seems like more of an NH thing.

I’ve never met one. Is this Western Mass?

You know when a show or movie makes you laugh so long you have to pause the TV? You just made me laugh that laugh. The moon... sorry, had to stop typing for a minute... fucking REPLIES. That really got me. Thank you, X.

“typical Massachusetts wannabe stereotypical redneck bigot”??

I’ve actually already cleared it with my husband that if he goes first, I’m wedding a ridiculous hat to his funeral.

I don’t have one of it on my head, but here it is waiting patiently in my bathroom for the next tea party.

Kim Richards always looks worried.

I stumbled across a store that sold facinators last year, then spent weeks complaining about how I have nowhere to wear one. Then we got the invitation for my 6yo friend’s birthday: a tea party. Fuck yeah. Went back and bought one, and I rocked it. A few months later, her sister turned one and had a royalty themed…

Tried to find the appropriate Simpsons gif, failed.

Ham radio, I assume?

So basically Interstellar is a documentary?

Tell me this is some long game performance art. Literally atop a horse?

Can’t wait to hear Raven Symone and Stacey Dash’s thoughts on this. LITERALLY. CAN’T. WAIT.

This playlist borders on treason.

That was really sweet of you two.

Massachusetts here. We have a week and a half left.

Also my cats had MySpace pages, so I’m a little biased.

I’m not sure that you got the memo; The Simpsons stopped existing after season 8.

This is what drives me nuts about every cop show, ever. Lady detectives scaling fences in heels. YOU KNEW THIS WAS PART OF THE JOB. WHY AREN’T YOU IN SNEAKERS? (British friends, that means “trainers.”)