White person here. I love that donkey and its crown. Not ashamed.

THREE YEAR STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS??

I feel like she’ll make herself the star anyway.

Still holding out for Oliver Wood over here.

Yasssss! All sleeves should at least come down to my knuckles.

And if you watch the woman’s face, she switches expressions WAY too late. Fake.

I missed you! Congratulations! Can you tweet me your writing? @jennsmthngclvr

+10 for “chickadude”

The moment he cast Lea Michelle, perhaps?

Yoko’s tip sounds fun. I’ll try it tomorrow and report back (not trying it today because I can’t wait an hour for lunch and also I made chicken gyros last night and I have leftovers).

Aww, thank you!

Our good friends, who were in the wedding, had just celebrated their one year anniversary 5 days prior to my wedding, so I brought my florist a photo of her wedding bouquet and had them make a smaller version, which I presented to her. I kept mine.

For real, can someone explain the hate to me, please? I only wear low rise jeans. Regular rise squishes my organs when I sit. And high rise... I have aesthetic problems with those.

Those deflated quickly (something something Tom Brady joke).

So, probably, but Bruce is too classy to say it.

Memphis style sauce.

I was recently MOH, and the bride brought us there to look around. They had, like, three dresses, TONS of cute hair accessories (all wildly overpriced), and free strawberries, brownies, and lemonade. It’s great for looky-loos, lame for actual shopping.

I already follow you!

Ugh, the protein. I’m a pollotarian, and my husband insisted in checking with the pediatrician because he thought our son would die without bacon or something. Ok.