You know all the bros and hos will be at Hampton Beach, chill.

This Tom Hardy fellow looks like Gronk.

Has she even been CORIed??

Riiiiiight.

You took a big risk, writing this in a way that would be hilarious to people who watched Pretty Wild or The Soup 10 years ago, but alienating everyone who didn’t. I think it paid off.

But do you think the queen hates Kate as much as Cercei hates Margery?

But who told the superintendent 21 kids got tested, and WHY?

Can a British friend please explain the queen and the Middletons to me by comparing them to GoT houses?

At least they have the balls to call it “toilet paper.” Looking at you, brands who sell “bathroom tissue.”

Are there really that many salon customers out there who would gladly DIY, if only someone would unlock the mystical secrets of how to paint an oval?

1. Buy a cow

That made me roll my eyes for a sec, but hey, anything that can turn Andy Dwyer into Star Lord can’t be all bad.

Yeah. Supposedly visitors were bored with regular dinosaurs, so they had to invent more interesting dinosaurs.

Sooooo theoretically you could find her on Facebook?

I got screwed by a bridal shop ten years ago. Still bitter. #teambrides

Ah, okay. That makes sense. Well, if you’re ever in MA, my husband grills a world class turkey burger!

Nononononononono!

I really miss What Up With That? It was just the same thing over and over, but I loved it for some reason. Of course it’s nothing without Jason Sudekis dancing.

Oh, no, I meant the girl who went to college because of her horse. It’s an old Lewis Black bit. Basically, he overheard that on a train or something, and then slowly went insane trying to figure out what the back story was. I’m not telling it funny, but it’s really funny. YouTube, maybe?

WHY ARE YOU SMELLING POISON IVY??