jennsomethingclever
Jenn still doesn't understand "following"
jennsomethingclever

Where is Mark right now? Is he camped out on Olive Garden’s sidewalk, where there’s no WiFi?

I STILL want to know what that was about. I feel like the odds are she’s heard this bit. She she really do an AMA.

She does sell it personality-wise. But maybe because I’m in between her two ages on the show, I’m acutely aware of how “older than me and my friends” and “younger than me and my friends” looks, so I can’t buy her being in her 20s. Kind of like how an 8yo is an expert at telling the difference between a 7yo and a 9yo,

Can you translate to Bostonian, too?

I like that show, but... I’m trying not to age shame here... How are these characters buying that she’s 26? She’s gorgeous, and maybe she looks younger than 40, but jeez, not THAT much younger. Just me?

I might support it for tattoos, tbh.

Daughtry??

He’s out, and had a baby with his straight, female best friend. Like that show with Eliza Cuthbert, only reverse the sexes and subtract the Brit with huge cans.

Oh my gosh, kids are so funny.

Andy Cohen feverishly whips up a contract...

That’s makes perfect sense!

That’s my guess, too. I’m just wondering how that came up with a 5 or 6yo. Odd. And I’d cry if I was her mom and she gave me that drawing. Good luck tomorrow, Mrs. Brianna’s Mom. She meant well.

Thank you! I got the impression that she wasn’t even sad; it sounds like maybe her mom miscarried before she was born? She was very matter-of-fact about it. It was very weird.

My guess is that mom had a miscarriage with a previous partner. I’m just wondering why her kid knows, and how she’ll feel being reminded of it on Mother’s Day. I also think it’s kind of hilarious that the takeaway for this girl is “they switched daddies,” and that’s just preposterous to her.

I need to tell this story. I was volunteering in my son’s kindergarten art class earlier this week, and there was some free drawing time. Most of the kids were drawing flowers or family portraits for their moms for Mother’s Day, completely of their own accord. Cute!

I really need your ages and country of origin in order to fully appreciate this comment.

What’s tricky is that sometimes they can’t articulate it. My 6yo hates chili, chop suey, and stuffed peppers. I finally realized, after YEARS of this, that he just hates bell peppers, but doesn’t realize it. He eats chicken cacciatore, but apparently he’s been skipping the peppers all this time, and I never caught on.

Same here. When my son tried peas for the first time (as baby food), he made a face at bite one, gagged on bite two, then literally dry heaved on bite three. He was maybe 8 months; too young to be manipulating me. No more peas until maybe 6 months ago, in a new casserole I’ve started making. (He’s 6 now. Doesn’t mind

The boss enemy from The Legend of Zelda.

Demi?