Cosigned.

Uh oh, Pastor Terry just doxxed himself.

She was pretty great in The Profesional.

My son retired from modeling at age three, because he wanted a blue Mohawk, which wasn’t really compatible with modeling. We didn’t argue. Mohawks are awesome.

She’s definitely not getting paid enough. My son modeled when he was a baby, and the industry standard was a minimum of $85/hour (sometimes a lot more), and he’d get paid for a minimum of 2 hours, even if he only worked for ten minutes. And this was in Boston, not NY or anything. And the agency for 10%.

OMG there’s even a manspreader next to her.

My son came home from school with a craft for me today, and the first thing I thought was, shit, I hope all the kids in his class have mothers.

Sooooo boring and disappointing.

XoJane commenters are the worst. I did one more piece, they called me a bad mother, and I peaced the fuck out. They’ll trash you if you tell them the sky is blue, I swear.

You son of a bitch. You’re jorts.

Rainbow Connection? Or, what’s that Boyz II Men one? It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday, or part of that sentence, anyway.

No way, you’re getting immortalized in a glass dildo.

Ugh, yes. Remember that Craigslist killer a couple years ago, who claimed she was in a satanic cult and had murdered a ton of other people, and the cops were like, “Um, no”? It came out that she was molested as a child, and all the reports treated it like “Of COURSE she was molested!” I wrote a piece for xoJane about…

Even my 6yo son is better at articulating what he wants than I am: “Plain and flat, please.”

I had super oily hair. Like, CANNOT skip a day oily. But with this hair color (see avatar), daily washing was making it fade out before I even got roots. I slowly started spacing out my washes, and my hair adapted. Now I wash it once a week, and I don’t even need dry shampoo until day five. Once your scalp realizes…

The sun.

Also, can I get ungreyed, please?

Good lord, my son’s kindergarten art class knows more about human anatomy than these fuckers.

And Undatable.

I didn’t enjoy her getting together with Danny, either. She should’ve gotten pregnant from a casual date, then had an abortion. That would’ve been interesting.