OMG thank you. That started off slow, but by the end, I nearly fell off the couch!

To preserve those memories, DO NOT watch Hot in Cleveland.

If you posted a video of your parrot on YouTube, Mark would totally run it on a Tuesday night, filed to “Squee.”

LOL, read the first sentence and thought, “Claire’s for adults?”

Huh. I’m SUPER prone to ingrown hairs, but never on my face. I guess that’s the one thing my face doesn’t suck at?

Hey, people who can’t wax their faces: do Biore strips also disagree with you? Because those tend to yank my fuzz out.

when she told Kris Jenner about it

Is that what they sell? There’s one in a strip mall near me, and I always assumed they sold eye-rollingly preppy baby clothes, for some reason. Every time I read the sign, I want to barf. Grossest name ever (for a store— grossest human name is obviously Ansel Elgort).

My 6yo is so into those, and I’m like, “Whyyy? You don’t have a cubicle!” He keeps them on a shelf in his room and doesn’t touch them. So weird.

Thank you!

New band name

Every single time Jessica Biel comes up, I’ve completely forgotten that she exists, and I’m momentarily taken aback.

Okay.

The comments on the i09 article are sooooo depressing. Whole lotta mansplaining going on.

I had my husband bring home used onesies and hats for them to smell while I was in the hospital, to get used to him. Then, when we came home, my husband walked in first with the baby to introduce him, and I came in a couple minutes later. That way, they didn’t associate me being gone with the baby, and resent him for…

Huh. I learned a few years ago that I’m part Mikmaq, so I feel like I should care about this. Do you have any links I should visit?

Tyga is not a real word, and as such, you needn’t commit it to memory.

Ahem, as a Bota Box aficionado, I must point out that it lasts considerably longer, once opened, than bottled wine. #shutupimfrugal

They’re littermates. Last fall, my friend was between apartments and had to stay with his parents for a few months, so we fostered his cats because his mom is allergic. It was like the opposite of the Golden Girls; four old ladies who hated each other. All hissing, no cheesecake. That’s when I knew I could never get a…

Congratulations! My girls didn’t mind the baby, because we did all the tricks to make them welcome him, but one of them resented ME for going away for three days. Which, thanks to my hormones, I took WAY too personally. Be prepared! It’s not your fault, and you will make up eventually.