“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

Aren’t they supposed to be Christians? Perhaps they could give free food for a year to 100 homeless New Yorkers instead of 100 New Yorkers who have an address and enough free time/ability to afford childcare to spend the night sitting on a sidewalk?

“It doesn’t feel like we’re trying to get to the truth here,” Richards responded dryly. And, a moment later: “My lawyers just informed me that the source of this information is Americans United for Life, an anti-abortion group. I would check your source.” (Indeed, the source is listed in the bottom right corner of…

Reminds me of a story from Ed Schoenfeld in The Search for General Tso.

even if you don’t catch it the first time, i like to think most people would see the charge, and double check with a calculator before taking the time to write to the restaurant

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

I have it on very good authority from Strawberry Shortcake that Blueberry Muffin’s vagina* does, in fact, taste like blueberry.

I just know that at some point before I die I'm going to see a package of hamburger with a warning label "Contains meat." and it's going to be because of one of these idiots.

If Cheeseburgers are vegetarian food, then I can say with all certainty that I can be a vegetarian.

Ah, I get it now! Yes, alcohol makes everything a little funny. And sometimes sexy, which unfortunately is why I had to stop drinking it.

It has never been entirely clear where that purported footage was shot...

That's never a bad thing :)

One of my friends worked in veterinary surgery and people would just abandon or leave dogs chained outside thinking it was a pound or shelter. At one point she had about 4 foster dogs. Most were mutts but one was a gigantic pit bull. Solid muscle and scary as hell but thought she was a tiny toy dog. I woke up one…

I do admit my rescue did get Pitbull/Maltese puppies one time. They were cute as could be and I’m sure they are a great size. I don’t adopt puppies because they get adopted pretty quickly. I go for older dogs. They need love too.

My auntie has two, and my cousin has one. They are funny little dogs! They do need a lot of grooming, but they are so cute. They look like stuffed animals!

These people are just jackasses. They’d have gotten their fucking puppy if they followed the rules set in place. And if they were falling behind on properly caring for the dog, it could have been solved with a phone call to the breeder before the dog got into such a crappy condition.

I wish more people would choose dogs based on their lifestyles, rather than getting an energetic working dog type and then being surprised that their Netflix-based social life bores it to tears.

Ah, yes - the magically self-training dog! I even encounter this mentality in dog training classes. People think just because they bring the dog to the class the dog will magically be perfectly behaved - if you suggest that you need to re-inforce the training regularly and reward the behavior you want, they just stare…

Here’s my pound puppy. She’s part Bichon but not nearly as fancy.