jenniferdenise
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I cannot tell you the number of times dumbasses would come to my makeup counter and just slap on a lipstick or eyeliner without sterilizing it first.

Well the high end store had codes for necessary things such as needing to step off the floor or call security etc.

Having worked in high end retail, this does not surprise me.
We had codes for everything.
Hell, there was a racist code at a restaurant I worked at.

Because his father brutally raped Natalie Wood and it was an open secret.

My grandma is about to get a similar shot in her hip.

You gonna milke me, Focker?

My tax lady is one.
You can’t book over the phone. You have to online.

Yep, that’s him

I wouldn’t use the word “Lady” to describe this woman.

I’m with you, Aimee.

Did you do it while black, though?

Alligators are abundant in man-made bodies of water.
My parents had a very small lake behind their home that was known to have an occasional gator.
Companies will remove them, but once an alligator has found a body of water it likes, it usually returns.
I would gander to say that all Floridians know this, and take it

My favorite part is:

I was a kid during these hearings, and I remember (unfair) sentiments about Anita by the adults who were following the case.
I don’t quite remember exact comments, or exactly who made them, but the impressions I got varied from “if she can’t take the heat...” to “she can’t take a joke” to “she should be grateful”.

*shrugs*
I just honestly don’t think there is one. Perversion requires imagination. He’s very very nice to me, but I just don’t think he’s that creative of a person.

His whole life is unnatural.
I’ve never met anyone surrounded by so many people, and most of them are related to him, or are family friends, and it has created the perfect buffer to reality.

I know the guy personally. (I work with him)
We couldn’t be more polar opposites in many regards, but I have to give it to the guy: he walks the walk.
I truly believe that he has never kissed anyone, let alone have sex.
I was shocked when I got to know him bc in my cynical mind I figured he would be closeted and

#FEELTHEBIRD