I was with the SEC Network and they were fabulous safety-wise. Sadly, they had little control of crew breakfast. Or maybe gave control to less than foodie centric people

I try not to be a picky eater, but.....

So after being on tour, of sorts, I understand riders.

ugh.

It's probably a ring light. Nothing is more fantastic for making skin look bright, and smooth, and for making an image look.....springy and airy.

This is not news.

I must say, I am an Uber fan. Every one of my drivers has been friendly, clean, and cheaper than any cab ride in Atlanta. My experience is that the cab drivers here are horrible. It can take an hour to get a cab, and when you get in they sometimes don't have a clue how to get you to your destination, and sometimes…

So basically what happened is dude raped his days-old daughter, and in the process ripped her to shreds. So he killed her.

So it is settled, then. We have concluded that knucklehead was not witness to an abortion, but a butthole waxing. Which, in his particular case, caused him much trauma, as he would have had to been wholly waxed, since he is obviously a walking butthole. Good sleuthing, folks!

I'm going to ask an odd question:

Hippos are the best dancers. Dance on, my friend.

I've had lots of discussions about marriage pregnancy with my grandma, a devout Catholic.
She was pregnant seven times (!!!) and had five successful births. My grandfather was a Marine, and I believe that if he had a normal job that didn't deploy him away from her fro time to time, they would have had many more…

Apparently the dealership posted the video, then made it private when it backfired. I found it by googling "irate pizza delivery".

I think it was more of a knee jerk reaction to clear the shot rather than a "get out of my face" move. I think that leer was also perhaps a stunned "oh shit, sorry lady who makes my face pretty" glance.
I traveled with the SEC Nation this season doing makeup exactly like this. Why did the makeup artist not ask the…

Not a fan of Loft, and one of few experiences was with a girlfriend who tried to convince me that I was a size six (I was closer to a 10 at the time, 8 if I held my breath) and she tossed me a pair of her jeans, and sure enough, a 6 zipped right up. I have since associated them with women who are hung up on numbers…

I was on my way to do makeup/hair for a photoshoot, and I wanted to stop at Target real quick to grab some extra supplies: hairspray, bobbypins, etc.

eh, I'm kinda leaning with Russel Crowe with this.

Karen and her ex-wife/partner/however you un-legally define it in Georgia saved my life. I found Highland Bakery on cakewrecks.com and I HAD to intern with them. I watched Ace of Cakes; how hard could it be? Turns out, plenty hard. But I have never met anyone so giving, so sweet, and so supportive of their…

No reason? One word: timeshare.