I hooked my now-husband on Match by boasting that I was quick with 'your mom' jokes. Consider that a freebie, single ladies.

Yes, and he is very single, as far as I know. I think he's holding out for Taylor Swift

After spending every weekend this fall with the dude, I can truly believe it. We've been having a fun time teasing him about the Duggar rumors.

Lol. I will totally gonna give Tim shit about Duggergate when I see him on Friday!

After working at a jewelry store for a while, I whole heartedly agree with the ring ban. I saw some naaaaaasty shit come out of rings when I had to clean them for clients. We steamed rings, and many times the grossness would go flying out of the pieces; steamers that look a lot like the milk frothing thingies on…

anyone else bothered that once the dog managed to free itself of the monkey, the monkey grabs a spear?

"PUNY HUMAN. AWAKEN THIS INSTANT AND REMOVE ME FROM THIS DOMICILE. WAKE UP AND TAKE ME TO A MORE SUITABLE ENVIRONMENT AT ONCE."

This TOTALLY happened to my mom's bestie while trying on pumps at Charles David! She was kind of pissed that she didn't get said pumps for free, but they did offer her a nice discount.

Maybe they banned it bc it encourages Brits to drive on the correct side?

I love hearing interesting covers of familiar songs :)

Ha! It's been this icon for a couple years; I've been waiting for this story to break so I can be relevant.

GO GO GO GO
he's pretty well known in Atlanta, mostly for his Elvis Revue with one of the local Burleqsue troupe.

If ever you get shipped to Atlanta for a meeting or convention, and you're staying downtown, head over to the Hilton on Thursday. Trader Vic's is in the basement, and that clown will be there, sans makeup, with his band Tongo Hiti.

120 days, and he didn't go out and buy some resolve for that pee stain he danced around.

WTF Y'ALL?!? I am trying to make decorations for my wedding this fall, I wasn't paying close enough attention, and this buttastrophe has totally derailed my theme!

I cannot imagine what you're going through.

omg, who wrote the closed captioning on this video??

Oh Hai! We heard winter is coming, so we brought you firewood. But then we ate it. All over the house. Don't worry. You'll have enough husky moltings by the end of the week to knit several large winter coats.

Rockabilly Poison Ivy, Joker, and soggy Batman.